i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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