if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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