thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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