I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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