I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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