I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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