Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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