i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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