an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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