To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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