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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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