I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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