Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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