I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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