plz talk dirty to me
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i out mim tonsoeep
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