weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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