I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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