just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This is classic penis vs brain.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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