at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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