If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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