i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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