with your own penis?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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