Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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