Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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