she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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