Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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