It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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