at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I came so hard my ears popped.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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