$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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