Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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