Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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