how can u be prego again
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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