She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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