I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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