I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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