But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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