I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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