i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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