it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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