The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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