She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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