I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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