how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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