I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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