and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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