you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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