problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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