Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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