Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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