we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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