You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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