found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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