Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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