No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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