So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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