quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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