"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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